by Moshe Sipper
In a faraway kingdom, known as Boozdom, ruled benevolently King Beer and Queen Wine. Their son, Prince Scotch, was beloved by all, and the fine citizens of the land were always merry and slightly wobbly.
One day an evil pirate named Sober landed on the shores of this joyous realm. And he would have brought the downfall of Boozdom, were it not for love.
For Sober fell in love with Princess Bloody Mary, and their wedding was the wooziest the kingdom had ever known.
And everybody lived tipsily ever after.
Copyright © 2016 by Moshe Sipper